My Life According to Me

Hawthorn anyone?

2007-09-02T04:29:10Z

Anyone wanna going shopping on Hawthorn/Division/Belmont. Lots of super cool antique shops!

Update...

2007-04-26T01:49:52Z

By the way, I forgot to mention that Bumper is a Jelly Baby which is a British candy, I do not really want to eat a baby. No matter how funny dead baby jokes are.

Oh musicals...

2007-04-26T01:48:14Z

Best quote I have ever read about Andrew Lloyd Webber:

Bumper. Orange. He's usually jolly. He's always seen sporting a bum-bag (American: fanny pack, tee hee). As his name implies, he is usually bumping and crashing into things. Due to his nasty flavour and carelessness, he is usually the least liked. Fact: When Andrew Lloyd Webber was a child, his nickname was Bumper. Just like Bumper, Andrew is not well liked by some due to his flavour and reckless behaviour.

This is Bumper by the way:

I want to eat me some babies.

Members Only!

2006-10-18T04:32:04Z

I now give into the nonexistant peer pressure that is the music meme really just made to show off your music but which I will now do because all of my music is so fucking amazing.

Opening Credits:
Red Right Ankle- The Decemberists

Works kinda...does start with "This is the story"

Waking Up:
Take Me Out- Franz Ferdinand

First Day At School:
Call Me- Blondie

Man, I'm already a slut

Playtime/Childhood:
Waiting To Know You- The Fiery Furnaces

Falling In Love:
Ruby Tuesday- The Rolling Stones

Wow. That's kind of depressing.

Fight Song:
Go Ahead- Rilo Kiley

That's a seriously mellow fight song. Nonconfrontational much?

Breaking Up:
Wake Up Exhausted- Tegan and Sara

..actually almost works.

Prom:
Upon This Tidal Wave Of Young Blood- Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

I would fall in love if that actually happened. Not sure with whom though. Austin Shiner is pushing it.

Life's OK:
Isaac's Lament- Uncle Bonsai

Um, he comitted suicide. But he didn't suffer! So I guess life is so, so...

Mental Breakdown:
Italian Leather Sofa- Cake

...no comment.

Driving:
Calculation Theme- Metric

I'm sick, you're tired, let's...drive?

Flashback:
I Am Over It- The Dandy Warhols

Heheheheheh. Guess not a good flashback.

Getting Back Together:
The Man Of Metropolis Steals Our Hearts- Sufjan Stevens

I hope that's the royal we.

Wedding:
Elanor Put Your Boots On- Franz Ferdinand

I'm gonna like my wedding.

Birth of Child:
Float On- Modest Mouse

I could say some really bad birthing jokes righ now. But I'm sure you can think of them all yourselves. And probably word them better while you're at it.

Final Battle:
Salute My Shorts!- Rilo Kiley

Um...

Death Scene:
A Cautionary Song- The Decemberists

I don't want to know.

Funeral Song:
Toucha-toucha-touch Me- Rocky Horror Picture Show

YOU SICK BASTARDS.

End Credits:
Walk On By- Cake

Hey! It works. Well, I guess I wouldn't live there anymore. Nevermind then.

Members Only!

2006-10-18T02:51:01Z

A clothing company that made jackets back in the 1980s. They were popular to wear and simply said "Members Only" on them. Wierd, but it was the 80s...

Cool Members Only jacket dude. Let's go listen to Devo.

Urban Dictionary=AMAZING

Couldn't find out anywhere else.

Oh deer

2006-10-03T04:33:31Z

I've been on the internet much too long.

Message Beans

Women only. Seriously. You don't want to be scarred for life do you?

Build a Picasso

And so many more. I need to find some sort of hobby. Seriously.

PS. I knew you'd look.

OBEY GIANT

2006-10-02T03:32:29Z

Andre the Giant has a posse.

Curfuffle

2006-09-24T02:47:10Z

A list of music/bands that I want. If you have anything by them would be much obliged if you would get music to me by anyway that is most convienient for you.

-Metric
-Arcade Fire
-Frou Frou
-Firey Furnaces
-The Unicorns

Merci beacoup beaucoup beacoup!

NO WAI!

2006-09-23T21:59:49Z

AHMIGAHD! Clap You Hands Say Yeah, the band I am currently in love with are Connecticut college alumni! So freakin' amazing. And big bonus points in their favor.

musical_aria @ 2006-08-27T20:06:00

2006-08-28T03:17:15Z

I've always really enjoyed back to school shopping. It gives me a renewed, organized feeling that I never really get through any other type of shopping. But sitting there with a pile of folders and notebooks all brand spankin' new...ahhhh, what a wonderful feeling.

Of course, now my mother refuses to buy me what I want which definately busts up that feeling. Not that it would have lasted beyond the first week of school anyways....

Went to the beach today. Frolicking in the waves. I must say, the ocean isn't a very good tag partner, it's so very predictable. And easy to evade. Unless two of them come in quick sucession. The ocean looks calm and a bit slow, but it can be a sneaky little bugger when it wants to be.

Look at my sexy new Katharine Hepburn emoticons! Makes me want to have a large range of emotions (which I have not) just to show them all to you.

And Speaking of Katharine Hepburn, I go watch Without Love (sounds cheesy I know)

Boudoirs and Bookshelves

2006-08-13T23:41:25Z

I feel very me lately. I wouldn't try this if I were you but it is a good feeling. I did however widen the hole in my pants which is dangerously close to places other DECENT people would probably rather not see. I need super special spiffy stuff to patch it up though. Other wise I just wouldn't feel like I did justice to my pants which do have a rather nasty temper. Never piss off a pair of pants.

Never let a tree cry on your shoulder. You just get sap in your hair.

I miss the sun. It hasn't visited me here for quite some time. I'm wilting from the lack of sun-naps. I must replenish myself! There's nothing quite like the feel of rough carpet against your cheek and the sun against your back and a sense of peace and lethargy fuddling your mind.

I have all of this energy and all these ideas running around in my head and bouncing off each other and running into the sides of my skull but they can't all happen at the same time and some of them will have to wait a long time because they aren't ready yet and they all relly really want to happen RIGHT NOW but they can't which leaves me with a sense of excitment and anticiaption which I have nothing to do with.

I'm going to go wash the sap out of my hair. It seems to be hardening.

On Love

2006-08-05T06:19:06Z

I am having a Love Affair with Cary Grant. Charlie Chaplin had become a thing of the past. Ah, if I could only see him in color!

Love Affairs

2006-08-04T17:07:40Z

Hey, remember that whole party thing? Well, its cancelled.

JUST KIDDING! Haha, I'm such a joker.

Anyhoo, if you're coming, come to my house :

615 Sw Arboretum Cir
Portland, OR 97221

at noon and we'll take a jolly little walk to the Arboretum and have some eats and play some games.

OH!!! If you're reading this before noon (which, I admit, is HIGHLY unlikely) then come down to the Portland Classical Chinese Garden and DO something with me! I get off my shift at one.

Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Pa

2006-07-30T05:32:03Z

YAY! It's my birthday this Wednesday! But due to the fact that Kassia is gone and she has never been to a single birthday of mine, I have decided to be kindly and hvae the party this weekend. This coming weekend. On the 5th at noon.

We shall be having a picnic! We can either A. Meet at my house and walk through the arboretum to find a suitable spot(we can walk to the Rose Garden if necessary) B. Simply meet at the Rose Garden and eat there. C. Any other suggestions are good.

SO COME! (Please tell me if you are so I know how much food should be provided. And bring food with you! It'll be lots of fun! Bring music making devices so we can have a dance party!

I reapeat this is all going down Saturday the 5th at noon.

Tispsy-turvy

2006-07-22T21:42:43Z

Spin in a spinny chair and then tilt your head to the side.

Try doing it while wlaking around town.

Give you a new perspective on life, ne?

Also gives others a new perspective on you.

Liberate Your Library!

2006-07-21T05:49:19Z

Do you have books growing dusty on your shelves doing no one any good at all? Well stop this tragedy RIGHT NOW! Register your books at www.bookcrossing.com, get them a BCID (BookCrossing ID) and set them into the wild for passers-by to pick up and take with them. Who knows, if you're especially lucky, your one-time companion may even set off overseas! (Or to Mexico which isn't quite as excting...) Once registered you can track your book, who picks it up and where.

So send your books off into the world and see how far they go!

P.S. If you do become a member please mention that I reffered you. Much thanks! Oh! I'm pad-thai by the way.

I also have labels and bookmarks and other paraphanalia to help you label your books if you so desire.

ME TOO ME TOO!

2006-07-03T23:57:59Z

I am never one to be left out. So here:

You scored as Red. You are red. You are guided predominantly by your emotions, and your biggest goal in life is to have fun. You live in the moment, and as such you are very unpredictable. You can't stand it when other people try to control your life or tell you your feelings are illegitimate. You probably have a fiery attitude and it is likely that people are very attracted to you for that reason. You go with your gut when making decisions, and you respect people who understand the value of that. You are very passionate, and you probably tend to be artistic.

Red represents:
Emotion (particularly the highly fueled ones such as Aggression, Rage, Passion, Fury, , Lust, Love, etc.)
Impulse
Violence
Brutality
Might (Solving Problems Through Brawn)
Destruction
Chaos
The Elements of Fire & Earth (and the related destructive natural elements - Lighting, Fire, Earthquakes, Mudslides, Sandstorms, etc.)
Fighting
Military
Randomness
Spontaneity
Gambling
Hedonism
Barbarism

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Red

83%

White

83%

Green

63%

Black

63%

Blue

60%

What Magic color are you?
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I'M HOME!

2006-07-03T23:00:10Z

YAY! We can all party now!

I have to unpack now, so I'll wait and regale you with my tales of high adventure later.

I am here to tell you: 4th of July DANCE PARTY AT WATERFRONT!

I'll be at Lincoln at noon tommorrow for those who want to go food shopping at Whole Foods with me. For all you other (losers) We'll be at...um well, I'm not sure... I think it's a Vietnam memorial site really close to some bridge on Nato parkway. If anyone who was with me last time we went there (after the flying incident) can give better direction, please do.

COME! BRING FOOD! BRING FUN AND HAPPINESS!

(Emily, bring portable music-maker)

SEE YOU THERE!

NOT DEAD?

2006-06-20T20:23:54Z

It's been a long time...so long I'm not sure I even exisit anymore.

Well, I'm leaving in...4 hours. It was nice knowing you all. I may write you a letter once in a while to let you know how I;m doing. Or not. I'll see you on the 4th of July after all. When we must have a picnic!

There is a pink and purple piece of construction equipment outside my house. It is quite scary. I have so many books I'm taking to New York with me. My carry-on might even be heavier than me clothes bag.

It doesn't feel like summer. I'm wearing jeans and a goddamn sweater. THIS IS NOT SUMMER.

Oh hey I can legally drive by myself now! After failing the drivinng portion once and the written twice. Now I just need to get into three accidents and it'll be 1-2-3! HAha, not funny I know.

I'm participating in the summer reading program! YAY! It was much cooler last summer.

The Sound of Silence by S&G is amazing. I likes it lotsly.

Okay, now I'm just bored. Couldn't tell? I have to pee. Well too bad.

Tegan and Sara? <3<3<3<3<3

I wonder who came up with that way of writing a heart. They must have been as bored as....ME! It doesn't even look that cool. Actually it looks kinda stupid.

I Can't Believe It's...

2006-05-09T00:27:57Z

NOT BUTTER!

A KANGAROO!

OVER!

Take your pick. The play was fun but I'm glad it's finito. I was getting tired of it. After the second day.

Cast party was fun. But lots of people left! Not very many stayed.

Strike was amazing. Found some cake and ate it too! Got my poster signed by lots of cool people and not signed by other cool people but oh well. Their loss.

ASHLAND! SO EXCITED! I can't believe we got the three-way. That'll be exciting.

Gotta go before mi papa eats all mah food.

Later chuckleheads.

Play is OPEN!

2006-04-29T06:09:13Z

FINALLY! Actually it hasn't seemed that long since we first started rehearsing... Time flies by so quickly!!

Opening night went...eventfully, but tonight seemed to be almost flawless.

Dance parties in the dressing rooms are absolutely amazing!

I've decided I love our cast/tech crew. They make me very happy. The cast party is gonna be amazing! SO MUCH FUN!

Went to Taco Bell after with 2 of my favoritist people- Alana and Susanta. Twas fun. I LOVE YOU BOTH! I love you all, everything!

Okay, I've definately seen that play too many times.

I'm very happy. Life is good. I hope you're all happy too.

Alan- GIMME MUSIC! Daft Punk and Talking Heads

Those Who Owe Me Music

2006-04-21T04:11:09Z

Yes owe. What you got in return, my presence.

Emilio- New Pornogrophers

Kassia- Avenue Q, Talking Heads 77

Everyone else- if you have Talking Heads, U2, The Who, Red Hot Chili Peppers or any other amazing music, GIMME!

Trying to expand my music collection. Thank you for your participation.

Goodnight, and good luck.

Hole-y Cow.

2006-04-14T03:57:33Z

MOO

I feel amused. I just used a line from Our Town in an antro paper. Silly me!

AHHHHH! Should've started this long time ago. And I have to Finnish econ! AHHHH! GONNA DIE FROM THE STRESS!

Wow I haven't been on for long time. I'm not even gonna bother trying to cathc up on all your intries. If you're important enough I'll think about it. But you're not.

If you're preganat or about to kill yourself come tell me. So I can laugh at you.

Moo.

2006-04-04T04:38:22Z

Holy shit I'm turning into Emilio. (I almost wrote that as 'a Milio'. XD) I have a huge craving for milk. And chocolate, but that's really just to go with the milk. The milk's the main thing.

I'm finally getting the hang of locking Jim's office! It's a tricky little bugger 'e is.

Have to write up a bio lab I wasn't there for the results for so I really have no freaking clue what I'm doing.

And Mr.Hart apparently didn't got my World Lit correctly or something, so I have to give him a hard copy tommorrow. I wonder if he'll say I turned it in tommorrow or the date I sent it to him. Or if it even makes a difference...

IB TESTING FREAKING SUCKS.

Cheerio, toodle-pip, and all that!

I'm not ASS at all. Heh. Meant ADD. But that's so funny I think I'll leave it. Also, I appear to have misplaced my backspace key. Oops,theregoesthespacebar,Iguessthey'veelopedtogether.HopeIdon'tlooseanymorekeys.Ooohcomputermenage-a-trios,that'sprettyhot.

I'm Roof! King of all Pirate!

2006-03-24T04:19:00Z

Ah, Japanese subtitles of chinese One Piece are absolutely amazing. And I think some of you would have coniptions due to the fact that whoever did the subtitles seems not to have discovered the joys of capatalization. At least at the begginings of sentences.

Not feeling to hot which sucks miserably. Rehearsal was boring just doing the wedding scene over and over. But I suppose there has to be a couple bad days to go along with the good.